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Introduction:

Welcome to the era of Religious, Caste, Cult and Sect Robotisation. Congratulations! till now either you have already become or are in the process of being converted into Religious Robots.

Ingredients:

  • Human being with a ready mind.
  • Customs,rituals and guidelines of a caste/ cult/sect/religion.

Procedure:

  1. Convert a section of your brain into a sealed and secured space labelled CASTE/CULT/SECT/RELIGION.
  2. Feed all the principles and rules laid down by your Caste/cult/sect/religion under the guidance of your trainer.Take care that no other thought is allowed to enter or leave this section of your brain.
  3. DON’T DARE to question or try to test on logic any of these principles and rules, remember you are just a petty human being not qualified to do so.
  4. Wander in all the religious places to search for God except inside your own heart.
  5. DON’T DARE to be overconfident enough to think that finding God is as easy as searching and cleansing your soul. It is the most difficult and complicated task which you can never accomplish without mediators who are the only ones to lead you along the difficult path.
  6. Ensure that you are reasonably scared that you will be punished by some mishap or any other way if you miss following any of the customs or rituals at any given time.
  7. Have firm belief that Truth is only what is taught by your cult/caste/sect/religion. No truth exists beyond it.
  8. DON’T DARE get any original ideas, remember you deserve only to be a Follower.
  9. Never think that you are a part of God and therefore can find him inside your own heart.
  10. Last but not the least, DON’T let any Logical thoughts contaminate the secured religious compartment in your brain, you are supposed to live and die with the data inside without attempting to change or research it.

Conclusion:

Hereby, we conclude that if you follow and fulfill these 10 GOLDEN RULES, you have qualified to become a Religious Robot. Now your Trainers just have to provide a slightest trigger and you will do the needful without thinking and questioning.

Remarks:

  • Now you are welcome to Laugh/ Cry/Celebrate if you find this to be a Joke/Tragedy/Achievement.
  • Lastly, even after all this training if you do get any original ideas, start a new Cult/Sect/Religion…you are sure to have followers…everyone does.

Yours sincerely,

Still struggling to graduate,

Mani.

 P.S. Forgot to mention…Please don’t forget to take a Guarantee from your trainers that in case you are reborn, you MUST be blessed with the same caste/cult/sect/religion otherwise all the efforts you are undertaking will be so futile if the contrary happens..All The Best 🙂

 

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HappyBaisakhi

 

Baisakhi is the harvest festival of India celebrated with great joy specially in Punjab….On this joyous occasion, I wish all of you A Very Happy Baisakhi and pray to God to shower his blessings on all of us…THis hymn is from Guru Granth Sahib, the lyrics and translation are….

“koee bolai raam raam koee khudhaae ||
Some call the Lord ‘Ram, Ram’, and some ‘Khuda’.

koee saevai guseeaa koee alaahi ||1||
Some serve Him as ‘Gusain’, others as ‘Allah’.

kaaran karan kareem ||
He is the Cause of causes, and Generous.

kirapaa dhhaar reheem ||1||
He showers His Grace and Mercy upon us.

koee naavai theerathh koee haj jaae ||
Some pilgrims bathe at sacred shrines, others go on Hajj to Mecca.

koee karai poojaa koee sir nivaae ||2||
Some do devotional worship, whilst others bow their heads in prayer.

koee parrai baedh koee kathaeb ||
Some read the Vedas, and some the Koran.

koee oudtai neel koee supaedh ||3||
Some wear blue robes, and some wear white.

koee kehai thurak koee kehai hi(n)dhoo ||
Some call themselves Muslim, and some call themselves Hindu.

koee baashhai bhisath koee suragi(n)dhoo ||4||
Some yearn for paradise, and others long for heaven.

kahu naanak jin hukam pashhaathaa ||
Says Nanak, one who realizes the Hukam of God’s Will,

prabh saahib kaa thin bhaedh jaathaa ||5||
knows the secrets of his Lord Master.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQb82OUNCAI

 

(Ajab hairaan hun Bhagwan,tumhein kyun-kar rijhaaun mein

…..I am strangely perplexed Dear God , How do I please you

Koi vastu nahin aisi jise sewa mein laaun mein) 2

…….There is nothing which I can use for this purpose

 

Karun kis taur aawahan ki tum sarvatra vyaapak ho 2

……How do I call upon you as you are Universal, present everywhere

Niraadar hai bulaane ko ,agar ghanti bajaaun mein

…….It is disrespectful if I ring a bell to call upon you

Ajab hairaan hun Bhagwan,tumhein kyun-kar rijhaaun mein

…..I am strangely perplexed Dear God , How do I please you

 

Tumhin ho moorti mein bhi, tumhi vyaapak ho phoolon mein

……You are present in statues as well as flowers

Bhala Bhagwaan par Bhagwaan ko kyun-kar chadhaaun mein

……How do I offer God himself to God

Ajab hairaan hun Bhagwan,tumhein kyun-kar rijhaaun mein

…..I am strangely perplexed Dear God , How do I please you

 

Lagaana bhog kuchh tumko, ye ek apmaan karna hai 2

……Trying to feed you is an insult

Khilaata hai jo sab jag ko, use kyun-kar khilaaun mein

…….You feed the whole world, how can I feed you

Ajab hairaan hun Bhagwan,tumhein kyun-kar rijhaaun mein

…..I am strangely perplexed Dear God , How do I please you

Tumhaari jyoti se roshan hain Suraj ,Chaand aur Taare 2

…..Your radiance lights up Sun, Moon and Stars

Mahaa andher hai kaise tumhein Deepak dikhaaun mein

…..It is very unfortunate if I show a lamp to you

Ajab hairaan hun Bhagwan,tumhein kyun-kar rijhaaun mein

…..I am strangely perplexed Dear God , How do I please you

 

 

Bhujaaein hain naa gardan hai naa seena hai naa peshaani 2

…..You don’t have arms, neck, chest or forehead

Tum ho nirlep Naarayan, kahaan chandan lagaaun mein

……Nothing can be applied to you God, where do I put the sandalwood paste

Ajab hairaan hun Bhagwan,tumhein kyun-kar rijhaaun mein

…..I am strangely perplexed Dear God , How do I please you

 

Bade naadaan hain we jan jo ghadte aapki moorat 2

….Ignorant are those who make your idols

Banaata hai jo sab jag ko use kyun-kar banaaun mein

…..You create the whole world, how can I create you

Ajab hairaan hun Bhagwan,tumhein kyun-kar rijhaaun mein

…..I am strangely perplexed Dear God , How do I please you

Koi vastu nahin aisi jise sewa mein laaun mein

…….There is nothing which I can use for this purpose

Ajab hairaan hun Bhagwan,tumhein kyun-kar rijhaaun mein 2

…..I am strangely perplexed Dear God , How do I please you

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J59CXgrB8As&list=UU8oeU5DOq_i_fd7n0oSI4rw&index=3&feature=plcp

The lyrics are……

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

Mhaara Saanwra Girdhaari

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

Mhaara Saanwra Girdhaari

Poorab janam ri preet puraani

Poorab janam ri preet puraani

Jaavo naa Girdhari

Mhaara Saanwra Saanwra Girdhaari

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

Sundar badan , jovta saajan

Thaari chhabi balihaari

Sundar badan , jovta saajan

Thaari chhabi balihaari

Mhaare aangan maa Syaam padhaaro

Mhaare aangan maa Syaam padhaaro

Mangal gaanwa naari

Hoooo Mangal gaanwa naari

Mhaara Saanwra Saanwra Girdhaari

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

Moti chauk puraava nena

Tan man daara vaari

Charan-saran ri daasi Meera ri

Charan-saran ri daasi Meera ri

Janam-janam ri kwaari

Hoooo  Janam-janam ri kwaari

Mhaara Saanwra Saanwra Girdhaari

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

Mhaara Saanwra Saanwra Girdhaari

Poorab janam ri preet puraani

Jaavo naa Girdhari

Mhaara Saanwra Saanwra Girdhaari

Thane Kai Kai Bol Sunava

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Aatmaaon mein prajjwalit

Satya ka prakaash ho………….

Sab andheron ko paraajit kar-

Jaise ek Surya sa ugtaa ho………….

Mere-tumhaare, hum sabke,

Chhote chhote ye Shakti-Punj………….

Sampoorna Bramhaand ki Anant, Satya, Sunehari Oorja milkar

Jaise Ishwariya Shakti ban jaati ho…………….

Koi chamatkar nahin, keertan nahin,

Badi-badi vidwattapoorna baatein nahin………..

Bas Shuddhata se paripoorna hriday,

Jaise ujjwal darpan ho………………………………..

Jismein us Anant ka-

Pratibimb dikh jaata ho……………………………..

Mani

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